By malmy at 22 March, 2010, 4:06 am
Pls star if you like this oldie. Thx.
This 5 year old boy was going out trick or treating and his mother had him dressed up like a pirate. Mother took him to the first house, stopping ten feet or so short she let him go the rest of the way. Knocking on the door and yelling "twic or tweet." The lady of the house opened the door and replied "My you’re a cute little boy. What are you?" He said "I’m a piewat." "Oh my how cute," she replied. "What is that on your belt?" "That’s my swooord" he said. She came back "Oh your sword." "Yep" he said. She then asked "Where are your buccaneers?" The little boy immediately replied under my "bucking hat."
It was cuter than a lot of the halloween jokes I’ve heard — I’ll give you a star